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Put 'em Up, Polly!
Put 'em up, Polly!(08 November 2005)Macaw blimey! A Berkshire burglar kidnapped a parrot during a raid - in the fear that it would give evidence again... read more
The Pykes Thought For Today........
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of tho... read more
Only In India.........
I have heard it all now.....but beleive it or not this supposedly happened this week. Astrologer survives his own prediction(25 October 2005)An astro... read more
Celebrity Grudge Match
Inspired by the Pope sticking nut on the Queen, who would win the bouts below.The rules are that only hand to hand combat is allowed over ten 3min rou... read more
The Pope And Queen Elizabeth.............
..........were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth ... read more
There's A Woman In A Hospital In A Coma.........
.................Her nurse notices after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the n... read more
Jesus And His Disciples......................
.................are sitting around a table discussing the current problem of drugs in todays society, when Jesus decides that the only way to get an ... read more
The Seven Dwarfs Are In Rome..................
................and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and Grumpy gets to meet the Pope privately. Grumpy, for once, ... read more
An Essex Girl And A Paddy.....................
................are having a drink in a bar and the paddy is wearing a pair of wellies. One of the wellies has an L on it and the other has an R on it... read more
News Flash........news Flash.......
CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher Mohammed Al... read more
